The pyromaniac
or, if greed on Murphy's Law applies
There are events whose occurrence is common as the gospel truth. One could perhaps also posting this as a prime example of Murphy's Law to see - to understand here again the translation by Edward A. Murphy's original statement: "If there are several ways to accomplish a task, and one of them ends in disaster, or otherwise adverse consequences of moving to, then someone will do exactly that. "
early 2006 I noticed before, that the compulsive saving of His Majesty King Autistiko II even before elementary components such as fire extinguishers does not stop - we do have many, but they are well hidden. And if they happen to be one is found in case of fire, then the probability that operation, relatively low. OK, eject the fire extinguishers are safe yet. It could have been so bad ;-)
Well, was it the other day so how come they had to: In a storage room is a fire had broken out. Noticed it was only by chance, because of course the few € for fire detectors have been saved. That was then deleting difficult because no one has found a fire extinguisher. At some point put the fire involuntary extras then finds that his Majesty King II Autistiko unfortunately not to the stored artifacts heard and called the fire department.
Had his Majesty King Autistiko II called the fire department, it would probably run thus:
His Majesty King Autistiko II (sMKA) calls the fire department - balanced tone and friendly :
sMKA: Fine Hello, my name is King Autistiko II
Fire Department: Fire Department emergency call center, please specify the nature of your emergency.
sMKA: Tell me, have you happen to have a fire truck available?
Fire Department: Do you have an emergency or if you just get bored?
sMKA: Yes, well, I think it burns in me.
Fire: OK, please give me the exact address and your name and phone number.
sMKA: Now wait a bit with the young horses. Have you not a fire truck or?
fire: Of course. What kind of a question?
sMKA: Well, send me a car to $ address. But please send me the cheapest fire truck!
If I may allow myself a little summary, then is the conclusion that his Majesty King Autistiko II is a pyromaniac in disguise. Or how else should one interpret such an ignorant use of fire protection?
In the meantime, should I be serious about my personal escape and fire fighting equipment, a private thoughts. Smoke detectors and fire extinguishers can be purchased for a few € in any hardware store. When purchasing a rescue rope and a respiratory protection equipment I'm still thinking - this looks like from as paranoid ;-)
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