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A classic in meetings with His Majesty King Autistiko II is the subject of language use. His Majesty King II Autistiko regularly throws exception prior to each employee that he is not the oral and written opinions understands. He echauffiert massively over the choice of words, because no one understands his opinion. Strange thing is, however, that the employees can with each other and with customers and suppliers communicate wonderfully. This, however, subject to his majesty King II Autistiko a dogmatic repression.

has recently His Majesty King II Autistiko contacted an important client by phone and discussed some details about the supplies and prices. Well, actually, he rather want to make an announcement.

A quarter hour later, a colleague from the ring for selling the phone and the manager of said customer's turn. The manager complained to the employees that he had not understood his Majesty King Autistiko II and simply would not be prepared to speak again with his Majesty King Autistiko II on the subject.

It should be noted that it is the customer is a really big company is concerned and the people on our side do not even carries a special feature that probably is the client in person - yes, he could occasionally times together as an extra with His Majesty King II Autistiko occur

;-) So overall I have therefore to assume that the usage lags behind His Majesty King Autistiko II of our time by at least 400 years. It does not matter, because the right turn into the beautiful living day by day and Hindu feudal pecking order fits in the realm of His Majesty King Autistiko II. One can see, then, the ball is actually around ;-)

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On quasi last working day before Christmas, there are a few scraps to smile.

other day for a meeting:

colleague asks a colleague 2: What are you doing?

colleague 2: I read an e-book on my PC.

colleague 1: Oh. I would rather read a real book, made of paper.

colleague 2: Why?

colleague 1: Well, listen, have you ever sat on the toilet and had a monitor on your lap?


Some time during the lunch break:

colleague 1 Mr 2: Say, I see you quite often recently rumlungern before copying.

colleague 2: So what, what's the problem?

colleague 1: It looks funny.

colleague 2: This is very interesting. If you do sometimes.

colleague 1: Why?

colleague 2: It's very simple. You respect the fact that there are 2 sheets of paper in the copier more. If a female staff member comes and wants to copy, it must inevitably bend to supply.

colleague 1: So what?

colleague 2: It's obvious, man. You're know immediately who is a new ass antlers.

At this point I wish my readers a Merry Christmas. Because of tomorrow 12/22/2007 upcoming second anniversary of this blog I also want to thank you very much for the loyalty of reading and commenting.

How it professionally in the coming year, both me and continues to this blog, I do not know really. I, however, in good spirits :-)

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Christmas card recycling

I note that there are still things that cause me to disbelief. So much so, that I must first rub your eyes.

I go so at the office of Princess Incompetencia by I. and wonder about their unusual bustle - obviously it is fighting primarily against boredom.

go half an hour later I passed by again and see Princess Incompetencia I. swing still eager to squeeze. Well, I asked myself, she is working on a new approach to saving paper or simply trying to perfect the handling of the scissors. I watch her so from a safe distance for a while and come in for a surprise out more: Princess Incompetencia I. recycled Christmas cards of the suppliers.

Further investigations have revealed that Princess Incompetencia the Christmas cards I have collected from our suppliers all over the house. And as the personalized greeting cards typically only on one side and, if signed, they simply snips off the top and provides it to the back with his own Christmas greetings for family and friends. Although the

at first may seem a little cheap, so it is a fine example of the increase of wealth without economic growth. The value chain is easily extended at the end. His Majesty King Autistiko II would be pleased to know incredibly determined.

However, I think that pills for the treatment of Crohn's have extreme savings still to be invented ;-)

In meantime I can collect the remaining Christmas cards and include in the vault.

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The streak

luck you have, or not. Happiness is usually temporary, rarely or never last. On his Majesty King II Autistiko it behaves as expected otherwise. His Majesty King Autistiko II seems to have a prolonged winning streak. This again, however, a real confirmation of the pseudo-peasant wisdom, "The most stupid peasant, the biggest potatoes."

Why? Well, His Majesty King Autistiko II makes virtually anything you can do wrong, wrong. Now one could certainly epic in all width philosophize correctly and incorrectly and their definition. For simplicity, I created the result of an evidence-based decision as a yardstick. I hold this view also therefore acceptable, as that one can not permanently assume that colleague is random on the spot. That would be almost as if I go to the BMW dealer I trust, a BMW X6 order and hope, before you collect your car still time to win the lottery soon. The chances of success are astronomically small, but not in his Majesty King Autistiko II: The likelihood that the works in time with the lottery win, is so high that I could almost bet on risk - Memo for myself: I have His Majesty King II Autistiko a lottery ticket for me to talk about completed. Damn, why am I not before come to this?

Back to the hanger of the episode: The little fumed Intermezzo owes his Majesty King Autistiko II, including the full pay of an ancient ruin investment. And as is so common in insurance losses, stood in the ruined building, not only worthless things you no longer need. Of course, there's IT equipment stored for a highly important, just before the kick-off standing project, which is now several thousand pieces comprehensive Barf Bag Collection and 200 brand new desks in the look of the 70s - yes, the patina was extra charge!

Ergo: If you ever again what have you really put in the sand, then just wait a little while. The matter will be settled already by itself. A name for this management method, I still search.

Nevertheless, I do not begrudge his Majesty King Autistiko II, the seemingly uncanny luck with all my heart :-)

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life and death

I have a few days my well-earned year-end holidays. I will therefore in the coming Days rarely write something ;-)

So, back to topic: The title of today's posts sounds wonderfully theatrical, however, is less gloomy.

was recently an expert on industrial safety and, lo and behold, fire in the house. Traditionally, care Princess Incompetencia I around these issues. Probably because the same seems to be their only job. The security expert said

the usual suspects, which included lack of markers for Pirates ways nonexistent first-aid boxes and, of course, unusable fire extinguishers. In particular, the mention of fire extinguishers irritated me a bit because they were hidden extremely well - he has actually found?

During the interview, security expert came on the topic to speak on emergency resuscitation. The expert noted that was mandatory for companies this size, a trained resuscitation helpers from among the staff.

The reaction of Princess Incompetencia I was unexpected: Normally I would have thought that they must discuss it with his Majesty King Autistiko II. Instead, she said, visibly irritated that this would definitely not come into question. The resuscitation helpers would be, the decision whether an abortive Employee should be revived or just not take. If in doubt, we prefer to lay their hands idle in her lap and let fate take its course.

Hm ... How would I want to know the princess Incompetencia take if the employee had an accident was even an option: this argument is not a light to me? A logical celibacy may be the family of his Majesty King II Autistiko tradition perhaps, but that a lump sum to give any employee indirectly that he would possibly in the case of an accident, ending his working life marked by pain, I find strange.

And so is Princess Incompetencia I. indirectly to the mistress of life and death have become. I wonder if his Majesty King Autistiko II about his role as God is aware then, too?

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Eintracht

with almost breakneck Schleimerei tried Mr Twenty-in-One to make with his Majesty King II Autistiko a good impression. Many colleagues have puzzled his head over his motivation, especially because he has to endure a lot of (still) and a pimp, truck, he has already prescribed even ages ago. But the puzzle is over: Mr Twenty-in-one wants to inherit his Majesty King Autistiko II. Well, if this goal can not but be a little unrealistic. It presupposes that his Majesty King wants to separate Autistiko II of the insignia of power. But that he is, and I write without batting an eyelid, never do in life. As long as the vital functions are intact, his Majesty King Autistiko II day by day on the mat will be - and if he can be pushed on a hand truck to the office. To have fun! What else would he make?

But back to perfect congruence technical opinion from Mr Twenty-in-One. Meetings with Mr Twenty-in-One, right after that with his Majesty King Autistiko II, always great cinema. Why is it when his Majesty King Autistiko II, I said hopefully understand. When Mr Twenty-in-One the cause is different a little. Mr Twenty-in-One is in the workforce without any exception as highly arrogant, anti-social and commercial meltdown. The latter, he has consistently proved virtually since its inception in kingdom of His Majesty King II Autistiko year after year. Nobody can destroy more capital than Mr Twenty-in-one - and believe me, his Majesty King Autistiko II efforts in this regard really!

But OK, now for the really weird acting fraternization Mr Twenty-in-One with His Majesty King Autistiko II and all else involuntarily colleagues present ;-)

His Majesty King Autistiko II sounds like, oh, what I say, incredibly happy to talk. Mr Twenty-in-One shakes his head appeared to be happy - from which body part he has probably been copied ;-)

crap, but I digress again. So now, however: the two, with regard to their character degeneration quite be classified as siblings stun grenades talk very much. In addition to the verbal licking and schizophrenic acting laughs but nothing is decided. We sit together for a while or sometimes a few hours, babbles about this and that, His Majesty King Autistiko II notes that what Mr Twenty-in-One has made is big shit, and agrees that nevertheless all was just fine. I have a feeling that both views can not really say that opinion. No, even evil one may not be. With so much warmth you feel as an outsider bad even if you just think of something evil ;-)

As soon as his Majesty King Autistiko II, however, the SM-Studio, um office of Mr Twenty-in-One has left, shows Mr Twenty-one-in its ugly face. In secret to make Mr Twenty-in-One the world as they like in the. But there is considerable discrepancy between the idea of the result to be ideal. And if his Majesty King Autistiko II but then remembers something, then fast the fingers of Mr Twenty-in-One fast on one of his subordinates, as that can ask this at all, what is at stake.

Sorry I'm not because here is just incredible material for other stories. And I thought I would need for two-year anniversary on 22 December the project for lack of content.

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terminated employees accusation

I must return once more to the story of the Firestarter . I had not expected that this is for His Majesty King II Autistiko not done without stupid ramblings, but what is going on for several days here benahe lacks any foundation.

The Brandbeschleunigende His Majesty King Autistiko Zone II has been a little fire as a fire investigator go. And then goes something like this: Every employee is subjected by His Majesty King Autistiko II of a survey in private. True to the Guantanamo forex course not consistently asked for any relevant information about the origin of the fire, but made every employee a flat rate below - to prove but the first time that he has not set the fire. It makes use of his Majesty King II Autistiko quite cheap tricks such as the mere possession of a lighter. That alone makes someone in the eyes of his Majesty King Autistiko II to a main suspect. From the survey, employees at the time of the fire or a few days before that were not present, not exempt from participating in the Guantanamo guilt-Lotto.

Really stupid inquisitional survey conducted at the, uh accusation is the fact that the vast majority of the workforce feels to be asked to affirm with deep humility and exaggerated devotion to one's innocence must. Dear colleagues, it is never! Only times for information: If someone is clearly not interested in an objective analysis of a problem and instead wants to clarify the question of guilt by the burden of proof, we have, purely legal terms, almost the Crime of libel met. Anyway ... what has made his Majesty King Autistiko II actually shortly before the fire?

So, I am now waiting on the the liberated zone marked his Majesty King Autistiko II calls me. I think this is a nice little chat, if I my attorney directly with a conference switch ;-)

Oh, the purchase of a smoke detector, in combination with an automatic emergency notification, a fraction of the cost of rehabilitation of the fire damage would have cost.

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or dead

or: How to get to his Majesty King Autistiko II to fame and honor

A colleague recently made me aware of an interesting fact. He noted that in the company of His Majesty King Autistiko II is no one who receives from his Majesty King II Autistiko at least a minimum level of respect or recognition. If his Majesty King Autistiko II, however, is under way and upset right on a matter, then he praises often retired or (for the performance of duty) deceased employees. Strange thing is again that the people were promised during the activities for His Majesty King Autistiko II, as far as I know them personally never dealt with this appreciation.

So that's holding ;-)

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The pyromaniac

or, if greed on Murphy's Law applies

There are events whose occurrence is common as the gospel truth. One could perhaps also posting this as a prime example of Murphy's Law to see - to understand here again the translation by Edward A. Murphy's original statement: "If there are several ways to accomplish a task, and one of them ends in disaster, or otherwise adverse consequences of moving to, then someone will do exactly that. "

early 2006 I noticed before, that the compulsive saving of His Majesty King Autistiko II even before elementary components such as fire extinguishers does not stop - we do have many, but they are well hidden. And if they happen to be one is found in case of fire, then the probability that operation, relatively low. OK, eject the fire extinguishers are safe yet. It could have been so bad ;-)

Well, was it the other day so how come they had to: In a storage room is a fire had broken out. Noticed it was only by chance, because of course the few € for fire detectors have been saved. That was then deleting difficult because no one has found a fire extinguisher. At some point put the fire involuntary extras then finds that his Majesty King II Autistiko unfortunately not to the stored artifacts heard and called the fire department.

Had his Majesty King Autistiko II called the fire department, it would probably run thus:

His Majesty King Autistiko II (sMKA) calls the fire department - balanced tone and friendly :

sMKA: Fine Hello, my name is King Autistiko II

Fire Department: Fire Department emergency call center, please specify the nature of your emergency.

sMKA: Tell me, have you happen to have a fire truck available?

Fire Department: Do you have an emergency or if you just get bored?

sMKA: Yes, well, I think it burns in me.

Fire: OK, please give me the exact address and your name and phone number.

sMKA: Now wait a bit with the young horses. Have you not a fire truck or?

fire: Of course. What kind of a question?

sMKA: Well, send me a car to $ address. But please send me the cheapest fire truck!


If I may allow myself a little summary, then is the conclusion that his Majesty King Autistiko II is a pyromaniac in disguise. Or how else should one interpret such an ignorant use of fire protection?

In the meantime, should I be serious about my personal escape and fire fighting equipment, a private thoughts. Smoke detectors and fire extinguishers can be purchased for a few € in any hardware store. When purchasing a rescue rope and a respiratory protection equipment I'm still thinking - this looks like from as paranoid ;-)

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Christmas bonus

If the kingdom of His Majesty King Autistiko II is definitely not something, then that's just money the work performance its employees. On his Majesty King Autistiko II is therefore consistent, the mere presence rewarded.

Strangely, however, that the annual profit sharing will be determined in the form of Christmas bonus individually. At first you wonder then, already, what exactly assessed his Majesty King Autistiko II as the only member of the Evaluation Commission as well. On closer examination and discussion with colleagues identified disappointed the system is clear, however: Payment is in fact the number of days attended and the personal taste. When the personal Gusto but differentiated between employees, where his Majesty King II Autistiko know that they sit down to a legal defense if they get a Christmas bonus, and those who bear the narrowing or even brushing comment. As one might regret the smooth absence of a works

;-) But no matter - I think that in any case is an excellent measure to the radicalization of the working climate. And since money is definitely one of the main factors that motivate staff, legitimized his Majesty King Autistiko II, indirectly, the consequent reduction of commitment and labor. And again, we have identified a method by which one can ruin even economically ;-)

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ready-assisted parking idiots

Yesterday there was a line in the mirror Article on so-called idiot-assisted parking. Although I denounced for many of the situations I understand, so I shot the articles and in particular the titling of, say, Anders Parker, as a park-dyslexics have a little over the top.

It is certainly not OK to two consecutive parking spaces to park. It is also not correct to park bumper to bumper, so that leaving a parking space is only possible with power steering and in 31 moves. Parking on two adjacent parking lots, in my view but even his rights. The authors of the said article and the self-appointed parking sheriffs have anyway but forget that for example exist in city parking garages or even still being built, where it is assumed that all people go either only Isetta or smart.

Now is the unfortunately not the case. Please try it once yourself and try in an average parking garage of a VW Passat exit so that your jacket does not make a washcloth involuntary external laundry - of course, is the tailgate or trunk lid not to the regular exit openings for live passengers. For slightly obese or elderly people, the trick is certainly not the same feasible.

Another aspect of gross motor skills are: When I look at the pages of my Vehicle, look, I could make my doors smooth as paint sample collection of police forensic available. For it seems to be an incredible number of people who have their own car doors can only open like a catapult and use nearby parked cars as a natural brake pads. And to prevent you park in at "safe distance" ;-)

There are as good reasons that speak for parking beyond the areas marked out. Therefore, any parking Sheriff should even a sticker that says "I'm a parking idiot" or "I am a parking-Ignorant" stuck on the end ;-)

And, no, me as a clown is not met. And that's a good thing :-)

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On your marks, get set, go

or: The art of the fish to be floundering as long as possible

So it is, if it is to go beyond the universe of His Majesty King Autistiko II going on. On his Majesty King II Autistiko it on track with a little bit different: halt On your marks, get set,!

The Never Ending Story about our ERP system has been enriched recently by an episode. There was again a meeting with the systems integrator. At the end of several days of meetings at which his Majesty King Autistiko II course the only contact person on our side and has thus largely determine both the low technical level and the length of the meetings, it seemed that all have love back. This does not mean that it now continues.

His Majesty King Autistiko II stretched his hands in slow motion on his own - huuuh, we must first see how to proceed there. For safety, we do not first. Why did he not know, but a matter is finally done once already almost scary - that's not all.

So we will let the matter drag on. That brought me back stupid questions and disbelief on the part of the system house. On the other hand, surprise me know that the system takes up house again and again with optimism. We should have understood it now: It's not about the thing to do, but just about to find a reason to get out of the number. Necessary with payment - but as late as possible ;-)

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apples and pears

His Majesty King Autistiko II is not available in commercial matters particularly gifted or is on a completely lifted intellectual level of abstraction. The latter, whilst I am a very bad rumor, but you should rule out anything. On the other hand, this assumption would also be a kind of encouragement ;-)

So what ... according to the depth These are referred to design specific conversations with his King II Autistiko not particularly easy. He postulated a guess, are the aspects which occur in apparently unrelated to each other, and freaks out when a question is to understand.

runs in Praxi the then approximately as follows: What do Scottish whiskey and Airbus common? Well, if you have too much (orders) of it is, one is wide ;-)

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Lotto jackpot

A little over a year, there was already an adult filled Lotto jackpot. Yesterday, Saturday were back 38 million euros in the jackpot. I have so I thought I once again get a lottery ticket.
According
have a message from mirror typed at least four Tipper six numbers - is unfortunately or luckily all without proper super number - still remains a small chance on Wednesday, 05/12/2007 or Saturday, 08/12/2007 to clear really . Until then, the jackpot could theoretically increase to up to incredible 70 million euros - and cash and tax free!

More than four right thing this time I also did not have. While this is nice, but not what I originally imagined. Well, I just hope that the jackpot was not won too yesterday, Saturday. Should be the case, then I would have my course again seriously about the question what I would do with the coal employ ;-)

would all spontaneously occur to me, to the aforementioned acquisitions, the creation of my own party. Well, party is not really the right word - I would convert the Federal Republic of Germany into a constitutional non-profit corporation. The Parliament is converted to a Supervisory Board and elected every five years. In parallel, there are annual performance appraisals. Who will be the only rumschwatzt early release - without lavish pension promises ;-)